Video 31 Jul 262,992 notes

the-leader-in-red:

moonlightwithasideoffries:

prickisawonker:

the documentary about this whole thing is so good

i think i just read the saddest story ever???

A better love story than Twilight

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Text 31 Jul 268 notes

Anonymous said: Tiny bat'leth!!! Where'd you get that? I must know.

thefrogman:

You mean the Bat’leth letter opener?

They sell it on Think Geek

Video 31 Jul 122,081 notes

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

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Video 31 Jul 12,291 notes

latenightseth:

Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.

via disco cunt.
Text 31 Jul Ok I need it to be tomorrow because leaky con
Video 31 Jul 3,687 notes

edwardspoonhands:

Most of the people following me on Twitter thought I was having some kind of mental break.

Video 31 Jul 50,947 notes

copperjohn:

drksanctuary:

copperjohn:

Nailed it.

reblogging for dat ass

Holy fuck I didn’t even realise that this was getting notes

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Link 31 Jul 108,407 notes So if a guy took a Polyjuice Potion and became a woman and got pregnant within the hour, would he still be pregnant once he turned back?»

selchieproductions:

bemusedlybespectacled:

amelia-amy-pond:

dontworrybekarl:

image

tumblr gets deep

Welcome to the Harry Potter fandom’s many justifications for mpreg.

He would have to go in with one goal in mind, i.e. to get pregnant, as it takes a minimum of 30…

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Photo 31 Jul 85,067 notes baiosbootybutt:


Very insightful, thank you

baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

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Photo 31 Jul 3 notes Professor Layton cosplay for leaky con tomorrow! Be one the look out for me I’ll be running around with a Professor Trelawney and 2 other people.

Professor Layton cosplay for leaky con tomorrow! Be one the look out for me I’ll be running around with a Professor Trelawney and 2 other people.

Video 31 Jul 2,052 notes

iguanamouth:

two UNUSUAL HOARD commissions for matt, i never want to draw another spoon in my entire life (but breakfast sounds great)

Photo 31 Jul 669,481 notes hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

Video 30 Jul 9,125 notes

sodomymcscurvylegs:

mrtwentington:

11 year old me was pissed at this revelation

A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!

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Video 30 Jul 5,478 notes

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